SIGN THE PETITION
Just copy and paste our petition and send to your office building managers.
As a valuable employee its time we open up the discussion about (insert workplace name) Workstipation as we head back to the office. Workstipation is feeling unable to free your gut at work due to stressful bathroom conditions. And as we discovered, a stressed gut can lead to a stressed mind. Being able to freely free our guts, stress free, is any office-goer's right.
We've been going from the comfort of our homes for over a year, and we've learned the importance of a relaxed mind and a relaxed gut. From here on out we demand (ok, kindly request) every office bathroom be a comfortable and stress-free place to "go" during work.
CLOSE THE STALL GAP.
No more stress from possible peepers
No shoe should be easily linked to any gut-freeing noises.
No more waiting for alone time to be freed.
No more holding our breath to go, we deserve a pleasant fragrance.
Let's work together to put our minds and our guts at ease. After all, we cannot feel free at work,
until our guts can be freed at work.